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User:zoen (234562)
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Name:elizabeth
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[info]zoen: SEAN: ONE TIME, RITA PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE.
[info]zoen SEAN: IT WAS AWESOME.
[info]coldplaying: KALE: SAY CRACK AGAIN
[info]coldplaying: MORGAN: CRACK
[info]dhoni: KALE: I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!
[info]zoen: SEAN: KALE WARRINGTON IS FLAWLESS. I HEAR HIS HAIR'S INSURED FOR $10,000!
[info]coldplaying: KALE: (ABOUT DAHLIA) I HAVE THIS THEORY THAT IF YOU CUT OFF ALL HER HAIR SHE'D LOOK LIKE A BRITISH MAN
[info]dhoni: HEADMASTER: I HEAR ALLY KIRKE IS DATING KALE WARRINGTON AGAIN. THE TWO WERE SEEN CANOODLING AT MORGAN VAISEY'S HALLOWEEN PARTY.
[info]coldplaying: KALE: NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME
[info]coldplaying: MORGAN: I UNDERSTAND YOU! TALK TO ME!
[info]coldpaying: LYLE: YOU'RE NOT STUPID, SEAN
[info]coldplaying: SEAN: NO I AM ACTUALLY, I'M FAILING ALMOST EVERYTHING
[info]dhoni: RITA: YOU KNOW WHO'S LOOKING FINE TONIGHT? KEITH VAISEY.
[info]dhoni: DAHLIA: HE IS YOUR COUSIN.
[info]dhoni: RITA: YEAH, BUT HE'S MY FIRST COUSIN.
[info]dhoni: RITA: SO YOU HAVE YOUR COUSINS THEN YOUR FIRST COUSINS.
[info]coldplaying: MORGAN: WOULD YOU LIKE US TO ASSIGN SOMEONE TO BUTTER YOUR MUFFIN?
[info]coldplaying: DAHLIA: SHE TOOK HIM BACK. ALLY TOOK KALE BACK. WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?
[info]coldplaying: MORGAN: BECAUSE SHE'S A LIFE RUINER
[info]coldplaying: MORGAN: SHE RUINS PEOPLE'S LIVES
[info]zoen: MORGAN: YO YO YO ALL YOU SUCKA MCEES AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME. FROM MY GRADES TO MY RHYMES, YOU CANT TOUCH MORGAN V. THE V IS SILENT WHEN I SNEAK THROUGH YOUR DOOR AND MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WOMAN ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR. I DON'T PLAY IT LIKE SHAGGY YOU'LL KNOW IT WAS ME ‘CAUSE THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER SHE'LL BE LIKE OOOHHH MORGAN VVVV.
[info]dhoni: ALLY: DAHLIA, TELL KALE HE LOOKS SEXY WITH HIS HAIR PUSHED BACK.
[info]zoen: KALE: AND ON THE THIRD DAY, GOD CREATED THE REMING BOLT-ACTION RIFLE, SO THAT MAN COULD FIGHT THE DINOSAURS. AND THE HOMOSEXUALS. AMEN.
[info]zoen: DAHLIA: MADE OUT WITH A PRIDE AND PREJUDICE COPY? OH MY GOD THAT WAS ONE(HUNDRED) TIME!
[info]dhoni: SEAN: I LOVE THIS SONG.
[info]dhoni: MORGAN: I HATE THIS SONG.
[info]dhoni: KALE: I KNOW THIS SONG.

[info]dhoni: CORA: DON'T HAVE SEX. YOU WILL GET PREGNANT. AND DIE.
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Asylums8:desirables, embargo, find_a_pb, find_icons, icondust, lolocon, rpvents, sized
Account type:Free Patient

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